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Sunday, April 05, 2009

I Can't Presume To Imagine...

I was googling for information on the root structure of the Sweet Gum Tree, to see if the bunch I have in my back yard would pose a problem for the septic lines, and found this.

Clearly a "hold my beer and watch this," moment.

Or-- some Southern rituals are best left unexplained.

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